[Verse 1]
When I was just a young man
I was wandering in the rain
Got struck by lightning in the junk
Fell to the ground in pain
But when I woke the next morning
I witnessed something odd
My nuts were supercharged
With glowing power from the gods
[Chorus]
They were
Thunder and lightning
Globes of massive strength and size
Thunder and lightning
Power spheres from beyond the skies
Orbs of might made of radiant light
Thunder and lightning
[Verse 2]
I now had a new calling
I was destined to fight crime
No man could escape the justice
My meaty clackers could provide
So I bought them a little unitard
And found them a tiny cape
Then ran to the the city's toughest gang
And screamed, "There's no escape!"
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