Down’s Syndrome Girl (From ”Family Guy”) Family Guy

[Verse 1]
You've got to look your best tonight you tubby little parasite
'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you
And though her pretty face may seem a special person's wettest dream
Before you get to see it, there are things you must do
We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow
Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow
With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello
Busting out a mile with style

[Chorus]
I know you just can't wait to stare at all, that luscious orange hair
But, boy, before you touch a single curl
You must impress that ultra bloomin', all-consumin', poorly groomin'
Down Syndrome girl

[Verse 2]
On any normal day you reek as if you're on a farting streak
Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool
But if you want a lady's love, you’re better off by smelling of
A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool
A squirt, a spurt of something just for Ellen
And you'll see, that she will find you so compellin'
And she does, because the only smell that she'll be smellin'
Won't be coming from your bum