Rich Sumbitch Wheeler Walker Jr.

[Verse 1]
Last couple of years been good the me
Made a couple of bucks, got a new 3-D TV
Bought my old woman a brand new set of tits
Tested 'em out and buddy, they’re the shit

[Chorus]
I'm a rich sumbitch
I ain't poor no more
Got a California King
No more sleeping on the floor
Ain’t haulin' no hay
I ain't diggin' no ditch
I'm pissin' gold
I'm a rich sumbitch

[Verse 2]
Got a guy named Chuck who wipes my ass
Twenty-bucks-a-shit and I pay him in cash
I got a tattoo of a pussy on the head of my dick
Lord, it hurt like hell, but brother it looks sick

[Chorus]
I'm a rich sumbitch
I ain’t poor no more
Got a California King
No more sleeping on the floor
I ain’t haulin' no hay
I ain’t diggin' no ditch
I'm pissin' gold
I’m a rich sumbitch