[Intro]
Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
Vs
The Boss Baby
Begin
[Verse 1: Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu]
Name’s Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu; bitch!
I’m a fucking gangster!
True Yakuza, shoot right through ya
You’re in fucking danger!
This shithead’s met a dead end
Now I’m taking ya to school, call it TedEd
Ain’t here to change your Pampies, I’ll get to dropping bodies
Cause when it comes to nannies, I’m more like fucking Maki!
Your work ethic is just something I can’t admire
Sucking up to higher-ups like they’re your damn pacifier!
Junko forced our whole class to watch Chiaki’s death and
It still brought less despair than your original on Netflix!
I’m more stonе-faced than fucking Munakata
So drop the Poker Facе Lady Googoogahgah!
Or I’ll drop a diss right on top a bitch and like your Oscar win
I’m fucking robbing this!
[Verse 1: The Boss Baby]
Ooh, would you look at that?
It’s the scary Danganronpa man!
Get real, they have a subdivision in Baby Corp. dedicated to all your fans! (Yuh!)
Each of your games is built from the same model;
Franchise so formulaic it’d fit in my dang bottle!
The moment that I popped in the womb, baby I balled in it!
I’ll win by more than a hair kid, I’mma Bald-win it!
Bring your whole clan and let’s get down to business
Yeah, the company I’m reppin’s used to putting down bitches
Stacking layers of dough, dine on high class placenta
Rock Armani drip, leaving ya dripping Magenta
Slim Shady with an eye-patch won’t be a challenge
Dressing like a pirate; Gomez Addams!
I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper, cause I’m more heavy metal than your choice of a weapon
So don’t get too close when you’re stepping!
I’m the B-O-S-S, feel no stress, best hold your defenses
And that trashy written love story arc left you killed, bro
Seems Peko left you with Twilight Syndrome!
And uh… while you were bearing all the pain and trauma with the abrasions caused from all your time as head of the Yakuza
Well, I uh… took your baby mama, Pekoyama, showed her where babies come from
Put her to rest harder than Monokuma
Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
Vs
The Boss Baby
Begin
[Verse 1: Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu]
Name’s Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu; bitch!
I’m a fucking gangster!
True Yakuza, shoot right through ya
You’re in fucking danger!
This shithead’s met a dead end
Now I’m taking ya to school, call it TedEd
Ain’t here to change your Pampies, I’ll get to dropping bodies
Cause when it comes to nannies, I’m more like fucking Maki!
Your work ethic is just something I can’t admire
Sucking up to higher-ups like they’re your damn pacifier!
Junko forced our whole class to watch Chiaki’s death and
It still brought less despair than your original on Netflix!
I’m more stonе-faced than fucking Munakata
So drop the Poker Facе Lady Googoogahgah!
Or I’ll drop a diss right on top a bitch and like your Oscar win
I’m fucking robbing this!
[Verse 1: The Boss Baby]
Ooh, would you look at that?
It’s the scary Danganronpa man!
Get real, they have a subdivision in Baby Corp. dedicated to all your fans! (Yuh!)
Each of your games is built from the same model;
Franchise so formulaic it’d fit in my dang bottle!
The moment that I popped in the womb, baby I balled in it!
I’ll win by more than a hair kid, I’mma Bald-win it!
Bring your whole clan and let’s get down to business
Yeah, the company I’m reppin’s used to putting down bitches
Stacking layers of dough, dine on high class placenta
Rock Armani drip, leaving ya dripping Magenta
Slim Shady with an eye-patch won’t be a challenge
Dressing like a pirate; Gomez Addams!
I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper, cause I’m more heavy metal than your choice of a weapon
So don’t get too close when you’re stepping!
I’m the B-O-S-S, feel no stress, best hold your defenses
And that trashy written love story arc left you killed, bro
Seems Peko left you with Twilight Syndrome!
And uh… while you were bearing all the pain and trauma with the abrasions caused from all your time as head of the Yakuza
Well, I uh… took your baby mama, Pekoyama, showed her where babies come from
Put her to rest harder than Monokuma
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