Uptown Funk! Parody Bart Baker (Ft. ​jacksfilms)

[Intro]
Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do da! (Aw, ow!)

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Bruno Mars]
This song is lazy it just rips off the 80's
Back when all funk music was made by huge cocaine addicts
Every nostril
Had some white-nose candy in it
And everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes

[Refrain: Bart Baker as Bruno Mars, The Hooligans, Aron Korney as StreetKorner Guy, I. Elijah Baughman as StreetKorner Guy's buddy, *jacksfilms as Mark Ronson*]
I'm too high (Just snort)
That guy looks like Michael Jackson
I'm 5'5' (That's short)
That's not a man, that's a lesbian
Who's that guy? (Some dork)
*I wrote this song! I'm Mark Ronson!*
This looks like New York
But it's just a cheap run-down movie set

[Pre-Chorus: Bruno Mars, Jordan Drankoski as Lady Passing Buy, Alexandra Brewer as Second Lady Passing Buy, The Hooligans]
Girls walking by ignore us (Ew!)
Walk by and just ignore us (Ew!)
This song has no real chorus (True!)
It's just me and these four guys clappin'
Looking into the camera clappin'
Something cool is about to happen
We're gonna dance while the cameraman
Spins the camera around
Spin it!