First time he'd ever had shoes on, very first day at school
And the sweet young teacher, straight from college, her first day there too
His Mum and Miss Brown chatted about living out there in the scrub
And how he'd grown up with the shearers and how he'd done it pretty rough
But he could cull and crutch and dip and dag though he was only six
"But I think it's best to warn you", she said, "he swears a little bit"
"I'll keep me eyes on him", Miss Brown promised
"He can be my helping hand, and I'm sure we'll be the best of friends, now won't we, little man?"
He didn't even raise his eyes, he just bit his bottom lip and shuffled sand with his new shoes and said "I don't give a shit"
"Now, now", she said "if you don't swear I'll let you ring the bell", he said "You're supposed to be the fuckin' gun, go ring the cunt yourself"
"But tell me what time's fuckin' smoko?
What time do we knock off?
And I'm busting for a fuckin' shit so where's the thunderbox?
And do we get our daily rollie weed and six cold cans of piss?
And can any bastard tell me, whose fuckin' show is this?"
But that didn't seem to phase her, she just knelt down next to him
And sweetly smiled and softly whispered, "We'd better start again
Because you must learn not to swear like that because it's against the rules"
He said "Well, stick your rules, and stick your shoes and stick your fuckin' school"
But she just grit her teeth and forced a smile, and didn't let it show
She just said "Let's both go on the veranda and we'll have another go
Now if you stand here beside me, you can help me call the children up" he said
"You don't need me to help ya, what you need's a fuckin' mutt"
But again it just bounced off her, and she let his comment pass
Had've been me I would've kicked that midget mongrel up the arse
But she said "Now listen carefully boys and girls, and please don't make a sound"
And the sweet young teacher, straight from college, her first day there too
His Mum and Miss Brown chatted about living out there in the scrub
And how he'd grown up with the shearers and how he'd done it pretty rough
But he could cull and crutch and dip and dag though he was only six
"But I think it's best to warn you", she said, "he swears a little bit"
"I'll keep me eyes on him", Miss Brown promised
"He can be my helping hand, and I'm sure we'll be the best of friends, now won't we, little man?"
He didn't even raise his eyes, he just bit his bottom lip and shuffled sand with his new shoes and said "I don't give a shit"
"Now, now", she said "if you don't swear I'll let you ring the bell", he said "You're supposed to be the fuckin' gun, go ring the cunt yourself"
"But tell me what time's fuckin' smoko?
What time do we knock off?
And I'm busting for a fuckin' shit so where's the thunderbox?
And do we get our daily rollie weed and six cold cans of piss?
And can any bastard tell me, whose fuckin' show is this?"
But that didn't seem to phase her, she just knelt down next to him
And sweetly smiled and softly whispered, "We'd better start again
Because you must learn not to swear like that because it's against the rules"
He said "Well, stick your rules, and stick your shoes and stick your fuckin' school"
But she just grit her teeth and forced a smile, and didn't let it show
She just said "Let's both go on the veranda and we'll have another go
Now if you stand here beside me, you can help me call the children up" he said
"You don't need me to help ya, what you need's a fuckin' mutt"
But again it just bounced off her, and she let his comment pass
Had've been me I would've kicked that midget mongrel up the arse
But she said "Now listen carefully boys and girls, and please don't make a sound"
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