The Play Be More Chill Ensemble (Ft. Be More Chill Band, Be More Chill Ensemble, Eric William Morris, George Salazar, Gerard Canonico, Jake Boyd, Katie Ladner, Katlyn Carlson, Lauren Marcus, Paul Whitty, Stephanie Hsu & Will Connolly)

[MR. REYES, spoken]
Places for scene two! People, remember: Once Puck gives you the pansy serum, you have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie. Excellent work, Ms. Valentine

[JEREMY, spoken]
Excellent? But Chloe's terrible, she never remembers her-
Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone drink from that beaker!

[MR REYES, spoken]
Don't be silly! It's more than safe! I should know, I tried it myself

[SQUIP, spoken]
Up, up, down, down, left, right, A

[JEREMY, spoken]
I have to get out there!

[MR REYES, spoken]
I can't let you do that, Jeremy

[JEREMY, spoken]
Mr. Reyes?

[MR REYES, spoken]
You needy, pathetic, self-centered students!
You think I wanted to teach high school drama? In NEW JERSEY?
My SQUIP says I can go all the way to Broadway!
I just have to keep you from ruining my big night!