The Ballad of Bill Hubbard Roger Waters

[Intro]
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Man: --believable bargain
Woman: It certainly is!
Man: Why did you grab it, dear?
Woman: Well, I bought a thread of pearls from you last year for one daughter. So, I figured, well, I'll get to the other daughter this spring
Man: Yeah, it's about once a year you'll see the six-millimeter size
Woman: Oh, they're beautiful!
Man: I'd say extremely high luster, perfect roundness, and the
Six-millimeter size all add up to one thing: A phenomenal giveaway--

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Man: Oh ... tape something for the album he's watching... so call--

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Woman: --Animals
...
... I love you Harry! ...

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Man: ...and the box ... hundred seventy-nine ...
... Ninety-seven cents... And it certainly is a top one
...So it's much desired and a marvelous way to, uh, wear your jewelry. Have fun

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Woman: --Really gonna miss you and the ... and your voice...
Will be in my thoughts and in my heart. Happy new year
Bubba ... Tracy sniff!
What do you think of Canterbury station. ... Take Harold home ...
Man: Cheer up!
Man: ... short...