[Verse 1: Deadpool]
It's the Merch with the Mouth, mercenary, no label
I'm Wade Winston Wilson, I'm mentally unstable
But a legend like a fable, ready and I'm able
Battle me and get unplugged like a cable
You're a DC dipshit, dipped like a dipstick
Diss so quick, I'm too slick for a dimwit
Beat his ass to the beat 'cuz this guy's a f**king slowpoke
Leave him face down in the streets from a Deathstroke
[Verse 2: Deathstroke]
I'm the greatest assassin the world's ever known
And I won't be insulted by a half-baked clone
The original terminator, infused with tenacity
A mind built for strategy, enhanced brain capacity
Ingenious in battle, predicting your tactics
You lose in the first, forgive the anticlimatic
Ending, but pretending that this was really a contest
Would only encourage your sad ego complex
[Verse 3: Deadpool]
Can you guys believe this? My feelings are shattered
That brain must be scattered 'cuz he should be flattered
To consider me a clone while he's sitting in his room
And I've got a blockbuster film coming soon
Stiff hits of logic is where his smarts have gone south
A rap battle goes to the guy with the smartest mouth
Look, no rules, bitch, I'll break the fourth wall
Took a shit on your wit, left this prick in the stall
It's the Merch with the Mouth, mercenary, no label
I'm Wade Winston Wilson, I'm mentally unstable
But a legend like a fable, ready and I'm able
Battle me and get unplugged like a cable
You're a DC dipshit, dipped like a dipstick
Diss so quick, I'm too slick for a dimwit
Beat his ass to the beat 'cuz this guy's a f**king slowpoke
Leave him face down in the streets from a Deathstroke
[Verse 2: Deathstroke]
I'm the greatest assassin the world's ever known
And I won't be insulted by a half-baked clone
The original terminator, infused with tenacity
A mind built for strategy, enhanced brain capacity
Ingenious in battle, predicting your tactics
You lose in the first, forgive the anticlimatic
Ending, but pretending that this was really a contest
Would only encourage your sad ego complex
[Verse 3: Deadpool]
Can you guys believe this? My feelings are shattered
That brain must be scattered 'cuz he should be flattered
To consider me a clone while he's sitting in his room
And I've got a blockbuster film coming soon
Stiff hits of logic is where his smarts have gone south
A rap battle goes to the guy with the smartest mouth
Look, no rules, bitch, I'll break the fourth wall
Took a shit on your wit, left this prick in the stall
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