Thirsty Thursday - Bonus Track Hak Baker

[Verse 1]
Back of the pub with a Mandela
I remember when I used to live in a cellar-ella
Don't tell me to go home, I'll do what I want to
Livin' impromptu, oh yeah
Yo, so what's the plan? I'll get a couple of cans
I just got a new number straight outta Matalan
And the plan is to get as fucked as I can
And then become my worst fan
Every weekend

[Chorus]
Yeah, at the weekend
I see the grandest of characters every weekend
I burn my cash into ashes, yeah, every weekend
Yeah, in the deep-end, deep-end on the weekend
We're gonna sleep minimally, then repeat
With me, for the lads out here with all their mates in HMP
The deep-end, in the deep-end, for the weekend
Yeah, every weekend

[Verse 2]
I can't- I can't, I can't find me feet
It's me, praying for Thirsty Thursday to peek
The anxieties creepin' in
'Cause me and me girlfriend ain't speakin'
Ain't speakin', she say she's leavin'
Tryna figure out if it is or ain't convenient
Because me and my mate, Taylor
Just put down a wager
To down a pint first, I gotta beat him
I gotta beat him, into this evenin'
I'm at the back of the pub and we're all steamin'
She's got her nails done too, and she is gleamin'
And after I liven up, she'll bring the bloody house down
Been workin' all week, so tonight is about now
And Saturday's due to be a worthy turnout
What more do you need, man?
The birds and the bees are chocking the dance floor to see a magical scene