Seven Drunken Nights Fiddler's Green

[Verse 1]
Oh, as I went home on monday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door
Where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her
"Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door
Where my old horse should be?"

[Verse 2]
Ay, you're drunk
You're drunk you silly old fool
Still you cannot see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled
A hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow, sure, I never saw before

[Verse 3]
And as I went home on tuesday night
As drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door
Where my old coat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her
"Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door
Where my old coat should be?"