The Rape of Miss Goldberg by Marvin William Finn (Ft. Kathy Garrick, Sherry Hursey & Stephen Bogardus)

[SWEETHEART, spoken]
"The Rape of Miss Goldberg" - by Marvin
Scene One

[MARVIN]
Hi Miss Goldberg at your desk
My name's Marvin we're alone at last
I turned fourteen just today
And I thought for a not unseemly price
You'd introduce me to the wonders of the bed
And also treat me nice

I'm the boy who throws the fits
He who puts the chalk inside his ear
Do you know me from a hole in the wall?
Marvin's cute though rarely good
But, dearest, please accept my hand
Miss Goldberg who
Is perfect womanhood

[SWEETHEART, spoken]
Scene Two

[GOLDBERG]
Marvin how
Tell me how did you get in here please?