[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SKRILLEX!
VS!
MOZART!
BEGIN!

[Skrillex:]
My name is Skrillex, man! Welcome to the Devil's Den
I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants
You're a weirdo, Wolfy, you're into powdered wigs & poop!
And your cousin blew notes on your little Magic Flute
Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus!
You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless!
I'm rich, acclaimed, and famous, I'm on playlists, I'm the A-List!
You're the lamest, kiss my ass A-A-A-A-Amadeus

[Mozart:]
Was that a verse, or did you just get the hiccups?
I'm a prodigy, Sonny, and I'm about to smack a bitch up!
My music is 200 years old, and it's still excellent!
In two more months the world will forget about your Skrill-excrement
I can't believe the way you dress when you dubstep out of the house
You're like an emo Steve Urkel and you (ooh) reek of dead mouse!
I am the world's greatest composer! No one knows what you are!
Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a spacebar!
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