My guy (Corporate shuffle) ​underscores

[Intro]
Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-good luck

[Verse 1]
Your hubby's quite the little pushover
Does he ask you to push him over in bed? (Hahaha)
And did you hear about that robbery?
He looked so fishy when I saw him at the supermarket
And Martha still won't join the PTA
I mean like, don't you even care about your kids?
You can't trust the local dermatologist
(Ugh, he really overdid her fillers)

[Chorus]
She really oughta see my guy (I mean it)
My guy (I mean it), My guy (I mean it)
My guy
She really oughta see my guy (I mean it)
My guy (I mean it), My guy (I mean it)
My guy

[Verse 2]
I– when I was 12 years old
(What is wrong with you?)
Now everybody wants to ruin my life
(Get the fuck out of here, get out!)
And did you hear about that robbery?
To be honest, I can't believe y'all didn't see it coming
I'm not some gullible ideologue
I hate everyone equivalently
Samantha says I need a therapist
(Why don't you worry about yourself?)