Once Upon a Time at Texaco pt. 1 Amigo the Devil

[Verse 1]
We were sitting at the party drinking heavy
Yelling "Believe in Life after Love"
We were so damn drunk
Doing our best impressions of Cher that we all could
Until someone said, "I'd kill for more tequila"
Another voice said, "Fuck man, we're out of drugs"
In a moment of silence, I had an idea
Slowly started standing up
Oh-oh-oh-oh, just let me use your car and I'll go
I didn't have money, but I knew that my friend
He always kept a pistol in the car
So I parkеd down the street, where no onе would see me
And walked into the gas station store

[Chorus]
Yelling, "La-la-da-da-die
Don't start to cry
Just give me what I want and I'll go
La-da-da-die
Put the money inside
'Cause no one wants to die in a Texaco"

[Verse 2]
I was staring at the man behind the counter
The customers were laying on the floor
I said, "We're going to sing a song, it's called 'The Sound of Silence'
And you, just open the fucking drawer"
But he pulled out a gun like a magician
Well, I've also learned some magic through the years
My bullet hocus pocus'ed through the back of his head
And made the side of his jaw disappear