Big Dick (alternate version) Nomeansno

Like a monkey in the zoo
You're half gorilla too
When you pound it with your fist
And make it real stiff
Big dick
Gotta cover your mistake
Your bloody outtakes
So you dip it in the wine
And make a holy sign
Big dick

Big dick! Come quick
Big dick! Come quick

Well you're running up a tree
You're trying not too sream
But you are pounding on your chest
Like you wipped the best
Big dick
The rivers of blood
You've spilled have turned to mud
Now the flies are buzzin' round
Don't it make a loud sound
Big dick

Big dick! Come quick
Big dick! Come quick