Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow (Single Version) Frank Zappa

[Intro]
Dreamed I was an Eskimo
(Buh-buh-dah-dah-dah-dah-bah-duh-duh)
Frozen wind began to blow
(Buh-buh-dah-dah-dah-dah-bah-duh-duh)
And my mama cried (Uh-uh-hoo-hoo)
And my mama cried
(Nanook, a-no-no, no-no, Nanook, a-no-no, no-no)
Don't be a naughty Eskimo
(Buh-buh-dah-dah-dah-dah-bah-duh-duh)
"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"
"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"

[Verse 1]
Well, right about that time, people
A fur-trapper who was strictly from commercial (strictly commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peek-a-boo)
And he started into whipping on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be
So I bent down, and I reached down, and I scooped down
And I gathered up a generous mitten-full of the deadly (yellow snow)
The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go!
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals
And rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
Hitherto unknown to the people of this area
But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes now, the circular motion: rub It!