No Deal Guy Clark

[Chorus]
I said, "No deal, you can't sell that stuff to me"
Oh no deal, I'm going back to Tennessee
I said, "No deal, you can't sell that stuff to me"
Oh no deal, I'm going back to Tennessee

[Verse 1]
Now this man down at the used car lot
Tried to sell me four wheels and a trunk
I said, "Man, there ain't no engine!"
He said, "The engine's just a bunch of junk"
He said, "You don't need no engine to go downhill
And I could plainly see
That that's the direction you're headed in"
And he handed me the keys

[Chorus]
I said, "No deal, you can't sell that stuff to me!"
Oh no deal, I'm going back to Tennessee

[Verse 2]
Well, I went to a doctor of the highest order
He said I couldn't have a drink for a year
Ah, one glass of wine on my birthday
If my birthday wasn't too very near
Lord, he must have put me in a state of shock
'Cause I made it for about two weeks
Then he sent me a bill that knocked me flat off the wagon
And back down on my feet