Here Is the News Electric Light Orchestra

[Verse 1]
Here is the news
Coming to you every hour upon the hour
Here is the news
The weather's fine
But there may be a meteor shower

[Verse 2]
Here is the news
A cure has been found
For good old rocket lag
(Here is the news)
Someone left their life behind
In a plastic bag

[Chorus 1]
Here is the news
("Spaceworkers dispute in London today)
(As a lightning strike by air shuttle officers)
(Led to over 2,000 passengers being held up)
(For up to 10 hours to board flights")
Here is the news
("Ten Eurotechnicians were today sentenced)
(By the justice computer to be banished for life)
Here is the news
(To the prison satellite Penal One")