3 Biggest Lies David Allan Coe

Well the motorcycle club had a party
And all the young virgins were there
And I found a blonde with little bitty titties
And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair
Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world
The ones my Daddy first told me
And that was the beginning of my sexual life
And the end of my fantasy

I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while
I'll only put the head of it in
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

Met her in a local honky-tonk
Told her it was love at first sight
She was just a-lookin' for a shoulder to cry on
And a place where she could spend the night
Me, I was a little nervous - I'd never been that far before
So I told her the three biggest lies in the world
As we danced across the floor

I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while
I'll only put the head of it in
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

Busted in a Birmingham robbery
He didn't have no money for bail
The judge bound him over to the local grand jury
And the Sheriff threw his young ass in jail
They put him in the cell with a pervert
That later tried to climb in his bed
Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat
And these are the words that he said