Harold the Barrel Genesis

[NEWS]
A well known Bognor restaurant owner
Disappeared early this morning
Last seen in a mouse brown overcoat
Suitably camouflaged, they saw him catch a train
(Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo)

[MAN-IN-THE-STREET]
Father of three, it’s disgusting
Such a horrible thing to do
Harold the Barrel cut off his toes
And he served them all for tea
He can't go far, he can't go far
Hasn't got a leg to stand on
He can't go far

[MAN-ON-THE-SPOT]
I'm standing in a doorway
On the main square, tension is mounting
There's a restless crowd of angry people

[MAN-ON-THE-COUNCIL]
More than we've ever seen
Had to tighten up security
(Run, run, run, run)