If the “Stranger Things” Song Had Lyrics The Warp Zone (Ft. Josh Mattingly, Michael Adams Davis, Michael Schroeder & Ryan Tellez)

Hello there, I'm gonna sing
A ditty about Stranger Things
I hope that you are listening
Or you won't know what's happening

A boy's abducted in the forest
By a scary Demogorgon
Friends go out there looking for him
Find a girl who's kinda foreign

While the kids are bold and brave
The grown-ups are not well behaved
Their judgment comes and goes in waves
They smoke and drink in sad man caves

And pop prescription pills while working
Hit on women while they're working
Drink at bars instead of working
Beat up folks and call it "working"

And the parents? Where to start
Their negligence is off the charts
Parenting is not that hard
If you know where your children are

Also, what about poor Lucas?
We don't see his parents once
I'm sure that they're concerned about him
Is his dad that other cop?