Jurassic Park 12: It’s Dino Time! Tom Cardy

[Intro]
Today I woke up sick
So I took it easy (So I took it easy)
By watching and analyzing every Jurassic Park movie
Without further ado, I present to you in a slightly feverish state
Idiosyncratic highly cinematic plot points that made Jurassic Park great
(That's 6 movies)
13 hours

[Verse 1]
Jurassic Park 1 (Let's go to the island)
They are truly beautiful and they all deserve our respect, run
Let's never go back to Dinosaur Island
Jurassic Park 2 (Let's go back to the island)
Oh, boy, they're truly beautiful and deserve our respect, run
Let's nevеr go back to Dinosaur Island
Jurassic Park 3 (I'm going back to the island)
Wow, so beautiful, majestic crеatures, run
Sitting in a helicopter full of bloody trauma thanking God that I don't ever have to fight another dinosaur
Jurassic World 1 (The fences are taller now)
God, they're just so beautiful and majestic and- yeah, run
Promise that I'll not go back to Dinosaur Island
Jurassic World 2 (I'm goin' back to the fuckin' island!)
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la)
So beautiful, so majestic and beautiful
Let's never go back to Dinosaur Island
Jurassic World 3 (I fuckin' need to punch a raptor)
Chris Pratt does that thing with his hands (Dinosaurs, stop!)
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't watch- I didn't watch this one (La-la-la-la, Dinosaur Island)
Jurassic World 6 (Send them to space)
Send the dinosaurs to space
Be free, dinosaurs, you can have your own planet, goodbye
Let's never go to Dinosaur Planet
Jurassic World 7 (Let's go fuck up those dinosaurs)
Oh no, the robot dinosaur I designed to beat the space dinosaurs accidentally had sex with them
Now there's a bunch of space robot dinosaurs