Just Give Me Cash Wolves of Glendale

[Verse 1: Tom McGovern, Ethan Edenburg & Eric Jackowitz]
My birthday's here, I'm 31
My friends are coming over tonight
Gonna play some Jenga, and drink some rum
And eat a hundred Bagel Bites
Last year I got an itchy sweater
And a candle that I threw away
('Cause it smelled like shit)
This year, you can all do better
Please listen carefully

[Chorus: Tom McGovern, Ethan Edenburg, & Eric Jackowitz, Ethan Edenburg, Tom McGovern]
Just give me cash
It's easy, you don't have to think
Just give me cash
With cash, I can buy anything
Don't give me books I'll never read
Or a copy of the Matrix on DVD
Fuck your stupid toaster and your Harry Potter poster
You know exactly what I need
Just give me cash

[Bridge: Tom McGovern, Ethan Edenburg]
It's 10:35, time to open the presents
Let's see who got it right
First up is my best friend, Kevin
He knows exactly what I like (Kevin)
This box is big, I'm getting nervous
I open it and hate what I see
(I'm about to lose my shit)
It's a thousand-piece Pokémon puzzle
I scream at Kevin
"Look at me!"