Change The World With My Hockey Stick The Vandals

[Intro]
Gonna change the world
With my hockey stick
Gonna make a real difference
Feed the poor and heal the sick

[Verse 1]
I’ll practice in my yard
Or in the showers every day
Until I get so goddamn good
That someone really super rich will say
"Here’s a million dollars
You can spend it how you like
You can change the fucking world
Or turn it into something nice"
I’ll use my stick for foreign matters
Giving meaning to our planet
And anything we ever wanted
We will get to have it
And it’s all thanks to my hockey stick
And skill in which I use it
A hero to humanity
I swear I won’t abuse it

[Chorus]
I’ll change the world
I’ll make a difference man
I’ll change the world with my hockey stick
Solving all our problems