My Clingy Girlfriend Psychostick

I met her one day at the grocery store
She had a jar of pickles and ingredients for smores I
Said to her smores are sweet but I'm sweeter
She laughed and said "Sure you are, make me a believer"
Oh smores

I met her later for a cup of coffee
Something strange about the way she looked at me
I took her hand, pulled her close, then I kissed her
"Don't ever leave me" she said in a creepy whisper
Oh shit

[Chorus]
My new clingy girlfriend...
Loves to text me all night
My clingy girlfriend
Is jealous of all kinds of Women, my friends, my dog my Xbox
All of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend

A year goes by, and she moves in with me
My man cave is now pink and there are tampons under the sink
I had a drum set I played but she pawned it
At her friends wedding
She reached for the bouquet and she caught it
AWKWARD