Musical Monkey Guttermouth

I've got a fanzine
So I should know
Everything about every band
I turned punk 2 years ago
I tell my subjects
I'm D.I.Y
I'll call your band a sellout
And I'll tell convenient lies

I've got a lot of staples
And to much

Time to trash a band
They fucking blow
Since I wasn't on the list
I didn't make the show
No major labels
They really suck
Except for Bad Religion
Can't get their sticker off my truck

Got my own agenda
I write the rules

I'll use my moms cash
Nobody knows
You calling me a liar
Yeah my story has some holes
Start a label
Rip off the bands
Liberate the punk scene
Part of my master plan