Love Is Blind Christian Borle, Anthony Rosenthal, Andrew Rannells, Brandon Uranowitz & Stephanie J. Block

[MENDEL]
Sit down, my dear
I hear you have a problem
I'm sure you're not disgusting or indiscreet
Take a load off your feet

[TRINA, spoken]
Thank you.​

[MENDEL, spoken]
Happy or sad?

[TRINA, spoken]
Well, I—

[MENDEL, spoken]
Eh, eh— That's a question with no answer.​

(sung)
Let's not discuss the weather, let's face the facts
Marvin's wife must relax

[TRINA]
Love isn't sex
That's a thing my husband once told me
Marvin, my ex
You've seen him for years
Told me over the phone to tell you my fears
Do you only treat queers?