Corpse Grindin’ Man Harley Poe

When relationships are in the pits and nothin's goin' right
I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site
A fresh new grave, a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight
She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight

I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date
But I thank God for mortality, now you can be my mate
I know that you been dead awhile, I honestly don't mind
'Cause you still have that tender smile, you always been so kind

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Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
But I just don't understand why a
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
I'm a corpse grindin' man

I'll dress you in that lingerie that I bought for myself
I'll paint you in the makeup that's been sittin' on my shelf
And you and I will have a ball, I swear to God it's true
'Cause baby, you were meant for me and I was meant for you

[Chorus]
Cold and wet and dirty, you're lookin' mighty purdy
But I just don't understand why a
Dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
I'm a corpse grindin' man