Zeus vs Thor (DEMO) Epic Rap Battles of History

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ZEUS!
VERSUS!
THOR!
BEGIN!

Thor:
You've never been at war with the likes of Thor before
The oracle shoulda warned you about the blood and gore
Brought forth my raging thunderstorm force
Because I don't get nice, I get Norse! (Norse!)
Valhalla at ya boy and we'll flyte it out
But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarok the house!
You tongue kissed your sister and consort with gorgons?
Im the thunder down under nailing Natalie Portman!
Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
You're ruthless to humans, im pooching on this God of the Douches
And when we're through with this your Hubris will send you to Hades
So make like your daddy, and swallow my babies

Zeus:
Im the father of the Gods, Barbie, mind your manners!
Odin can't touch this, let alone MC Hammer!
I'll flip more middle fingers at you than a hundred hander
Take your little tool away and you're just a blonde Bruce Banner!
Im Olympic gold standard, on point like a trident
Drop science colder than the frosty balls of your giants!
Poseidon couldn't fathom the depth of your thickness
I bask in the sun and you chose the land of Christmas
"But i have to save the mortals!" Ech, blow me!
I'll be boozing on the ouzo at the beach with Loki!
There's a hundred percent chance in the weather forecast
Of Zeus raining wrath down upon Thor's ass!