No Tit The Queers

She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No tit
(No tit)
My friends are always wondering
No tit
(No tit)

I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh, what can I do?
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit, it's true

She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit
(Got no tit)
She's got no tit

It's no matter big or small
No tit
(No tit)
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit
(No tit)