No One Came Deep Purple

[Verse 1]
Maybe it's because I'm only starting
That I think it won't take too long
Maybe it's because I can see you laughing
That I think you've got it wrong
Maybe I could be like Robin Hood
Like an outlaw dressed all in green
Someone said, “what's he gonna turn out like?”
Someone else said, “never mind”

[Pre-Chorus 3]
Well, the big and bold were more than twice as old
As all the cats I'd ever seen
I grew my hair and bought a suit of shiny white
Or was it cream?
I shook and shivered, danced and quivered
And stood on a mountain top

[Chorus 1]
No one came from miles around and said
“Man, your music is really hot”

[Verse 2]
Well, I knew what they meant because I was a freak
Ah, my throat was tired and worn
My pretty face just looked out of place
As they poured on the scorn
I wrote on yellow paper from a man who was the king
He said my boy we'll have some crazy scenes
There weren't any scenes at all like he was talking about
He must've been the King of Queens