Cliche Country Singer Hellbound Glory

[Spoken Intro]
All right, Nashville, I'm'a need y'all to shut up for just one second now, all right? Because...

[Verse 1]
I didn't write this song in some Nashville office space
And even maybe for the mainstream, hey I ain't got a pretty face
But if you want to hear a song about just another poor man's son
Hand me some cheap guitar, hey, hell I'll get it done

[Chorus 1]
I'm just a cliché country singer
Motherfuckin' scumbag humdinger
Flippin' the world my middle finger
Just like Johnny Cash
Though it's all cliché
What the hell else could I say
Other than, "If you don't like me, you can kiss my ass"?

[Verse 2]
Met her in the basement of the downtown Baptist church
I was strung out bad, she was strung out worse
It was a rough time in my life, oh, but a least I got this verse
'Cause if you're gonna sing it proud, you gotta live it first
Baby, that's the curse of a

[Chorus 2]
Cliché country singer
Motherfuckin' scumbag humdinger
Flippin' the world my middle finger
And I'm tryin' to be Johnny Cash
Though it's all cliché
What the hell else could I say
Other than, "If you don't like me, you can kiss my ass"?