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Interviewer: Mr. Day! Mr. Day! Mr. M— Mr. Day!
Morris: Hold on, hold on, settle down… there’s room for everybody. You
Interviewer: Mr. Day, how do you address the rumors that you’re no longer cool?
Morris: Why would you say that?
Interviewer: Well, we noticed when you performed tonight, you seemed to be sweating
Morris: Oh, the moisture that you see forming on my forehead and falling about my face
Interviewer: Mmmm hmmmm
Morris: Let me fix that for you. Say we were on a date and I pull from the refrigerator one of the finest bottles of champagne money could buy and I set it on the counter. The moisture that forms on it, Jerome, what would you call that?
Jerome: That’s condensation
Morris: YES! So you see, I don’t sweat. I condensate. And yes, Morris Day is still cool. Ha ha!
Interviewer: Mr. Day! Mr. Day! Mr. M— Mr. Day!
Morris: Hold on, hold on, settle down… there’s room for everybody. You
Interviewer: Mr. Day, how do you address the rumors that you’re no longer cool?
Morris: Why would you say that?
Interviewer: Well, we noticed when you performed tonight, you seemed to be sweating
Morris: Oh, the moisture that you see forming on my forehead and falling about my face
Interviewer: Mmmm hmmmm
Morris: Let me fix that for you. Say we were on a date and I pull from the refrigerator one of the finest bottles of champagne money could buy and I set it on the counter. The moisture that forms on it, Jerome, what would you call that?
Jerome: That’s condensation
Morris: YES! So you see, I don’t sweat. I condensate. And yes, Morris Day is still cool. Ha ha!
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