Seven Deadly Finns Brian Eno

Oh, the French Girls with the string of pearls
Think it's such a burning shame
That the local boys with their country joys
Never make them daisy chains

They're swapping disappointing incidents
While at the docks another ship pulls in
And suddenly the door breaks down (oh no!)
It's the Seven Deadly Finns

Oh, oh, oh, soldiers and sailors
Have all been here before
Gigolos and governments
Have tumbled through that door

Because they need those French girls with all their kiss curls
And powder in their guns
And the Seven Finns with their deadly grins
Tend to measure beauty in tuns

The first is a freak with a masochistic streak
And the second is a kitten up a tree
The third is a flirt with an awful print skirt
And the fourth is pretending to be me
The fifth wears a mac and never turns his back
And the sixth never shows his eyes
But the seventh Deadly Finn is so tall and slim
He shoulda never been with those guys