[Intro: Central Scrutinizer]
Mary didn't show up
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass to see some big rock group for free
[Lyric Note 1]
Backstage at the local Armory, MARY, in her little white dress, is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as LARRY (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order to make an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a little while ago, as they kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew bus, hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of Hooverism on the jolly lads who set up the P. A. System
[Verse 1: Larry]
Hey, hey, hey all you girls in these industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect, they never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta' try a little friendly advice
[Refrain: Larry and Roadies]
And be a crew slut
Hey, you'll love it
Be a crew slut
It's a way of life
Be a crew slut
See the world
Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus
Crew slut
Add water, makes its own sauce
Be a crew slut
So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew are just waiting for you
Mary didn't show up
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass to see some big rock group for free
[Lyric Note 1]
Backstage at the local Armory, MARY, in her little white dress, is wiping the remnants of her performance off the side of her mouth as LARRY (the guy from the garage who quit the band in order to make an honest living) zips up the front of his stinking boiler suit and sings to the same teen-age girls who were stomping and clapping a little while ago, as they kneel with their little pink mouths open near the crew bus, hoping to save the price of admission by performing acts of Hooverism on the jolly lads who set up the P. A. System
[Verse 1: Larry]
Hey, hey, hey all you girls in these industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect, they never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta' try a little friendly advice
[Refrain: Larry and Roadies]
And be a crew slut
Hey, you'll love it
Be a crew slut
It's a way of life
Be a crew slut
See the world
Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus
Crew slut
Add water, makes its own sauce
Be a crew slut
So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew are just waiting for you
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