Mini-Correct The Beautiful South

[Paul Heaton]
They say always use a condom
I say always use a whip
They say be careful where you come at night
I just shoot straight from the hip
When it comes to love's great fountain
I won't just take a sip
I'll swallow and I'll gulp
Until the fountain makes me sick

[Jacqui Abbott]
So it's me left with the baby and disease

[Paul Heaton]
You can't say you didn't want it on your hands and on your knees

[Jacqui Abbott]
You made me feel so special

[Paul Heaton]
Well you were especially good
I'm sorry that you misunderstood

These neatly folded corduroys hide rubber underneath
But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath
I won't have what I've got for you stolen by no thief
'Cause the safest sex I've ever had was hanging from a tree