All I Want to Beer Ellie Spectacular

[Intro: Sheryl Crow]
Hit tih
This ain't LA
And this ain't L, and it ain't A, either
And it ain't no Costco
This is a bar that faces a giant car wash

[Verse 1: Sheryl Crow]
"All I wanna do is die," says the man next to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a life
But I'm sure he's nothing, he says his name is Bill or Billy
But I'm sure his name is Billiam
Otherwise his name is plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a beer, I like a good beer
I like drinking bottles of beer early in the morning on Tuesday
But I won't drink Bud Light, I only like good beer
But back to the man next to me, Billy or Mac or whatever
He says his face is a giant car wash
All I wanna do is doo-doo in his car-wash face at noon on Tuesday
But not too early in the morning
Cause I like a good beer buzz before lunch break

[Chorus 1: Sheryl Crow]
All I wanna do is have some beer
I got a feeling (Woo-hoo)
All I waw I llA is have some sun
Until the fun comes up over Santa