Rehab Center for Fictional Characters Bo Burnham

[Host]
Uh well, hello everyone!
Welcome to the Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
Um, alright
Let's just get right to it
Who wants to start us off?
How 'bout you Kris?

[Kris Kringle]
Um, alright
Hey, I'm Kris Kringle
I'm a sex addict

Hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because she's a ho, ho, ho
She used to please me every day, then she made it clear
That Santa's only supposed to come once a year
Fuckin' bitch
Now I buy whores, rock and roll
And I stuff their stockings with my north pole

[Host]
Okay Kris, thank you!
Alright, who's up next?
Patrick, frowny face!
Get up here