99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd Half Man Half Biscuit
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Jesus Christ come on down!
If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw
In debt I owe someone a fiver
Maybe I should try my hand at drag
James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
They've been cooking on Blue Peter
Now they're sampling the dishes
"I don't normally like tomatoes, John
But this is delicious"
If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw
In debt I owe someone a fiver
Maybe I should try my hand at drag
James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
They've been cooking on Blue Peter
Now they're sampling the dishes
"I don't normally like tomatoes, John
But this is delicious"
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