The Makings of a Perfect Bitch Nas

[Hook]
I know you think you got it together, player
But fuck the bird you with
And listen close to the makings of a perfect bitch
Listen close to the makings of a perfect bitch
There's always one thing wrong and you wish that you could switch
Or fix, while you shapin' every curve and hips
You heard of this?
The makings of a perfect bitch

[Verse 1]
A ghoul at night, I roll like Jack the Ripper
Trying to choose my wife
I need a ass of a stripper, fat lipper
Mad niggas in this one predicament
You try to choose a loyal one and stick with it
My stupid dick again searching for something to jump and then start humpin'
Convincing me that the history of a woman is about leaving a nigga with nothing
So my experiences taught me how to come up with
A plan to make a right one for the man
A toy for the boy, the one that righteously will understand
And since I can't find her, guess I gotta make her
I creep in the night like a kinky undertaker
I think I'm on a caper to abduct a nerd
From the Ivy League, next stop is the strip club
Snatch a bad one and flee
What's next? I'm stakin' out a five-star restaurant
To kidnap the chef, say goodbye to the stress