Penguin In Bondage Frank Zappa (Ft. The Mothers of Invention)

Thank you
Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor
Hello hello, can't you turn up any more than that?
Hello hello, hey!
Alright!
Pardon me folks

The name of this song is Penguin in Bondage
An' it's a song that ah, deals with the possible variations on
A basic theme which is...well
You understand what a basic theme is
And then the variations include ah, manoeuvres that might be
Executed with the aid of ah, extra-terrestrial gratification
And devices which might or might not be supplied in a local
Department store or perhaps a drugstore but at very least in
One of those fancy new shops that they advertise in the
Back-pages of the free press
This song suggests to the suggestible listener that the
Ordinary procedure ah
That I am circumlocuting at this present time in order to get
This text on television
Is that ah, if you wanna do something other than what you
Thought you were gonna do when you first took your clothes off
And you just happened to have some DEVICES around...
Then it's, it's not only okay to get into the
PARAPHERNALIA of it all but...Hey!
What did he say? Ready?