Toot Sweets Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Heather Ripley & Adrian Hall

[CARACTACUS POTTS, spoken]
Don't waste your pucker on some all-day sucker
And don't try a toffee or cream
If you seek perfection in sugar confection
Well, here's something new on the scene
A mouthful of cheer! A sweet without peer!
[sung]
A musical morsel supreme!

Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
The eatable, tweet-able treats

[TRULY SCRUMPTIOUS]
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit
Toot Sweets, Toot Sweets
No longer need candy be mute

[CARACTACUS]
Don't waste your pucker on some all-day sucker

[TRULY]
And don't try a toffee or cream
If you seek perfection in sugar confection