Picking up teens in a “Twilight” chat room
Listening to Adele on my own
One day I met an attractive lady
Whose nickname was Sharon Stone
We shared many common interests
E.g. medieval architecture
So I took her out for a fancy dinner
Her Statuesque beauty took my breath away
And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle
I should have checked the fine print long ago
And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle
She was a maniac, maniac and a Gargoyle
[Guitar Solo]
How could you be such a retarded moron?
Didn’t u check her profile before?
I just read MILF in the “about me” section
I didn’t get that “M” stood for “Monument”
Well, it’s usual to fall in the trap
Chat with an angel and go out with a crap
But, tell me, what d’you mean by “Gargoyle”
Was she wrinkly, was she fat?
Listening to Adele on my own
One day I met an attractive lady
Whose nickname was Sharon Stone
We shared many common interests
E.g. medieval architecture
So I took her out for a fancy dinner
Her Statuesque beauty took my breath away
And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle
I should have checked the fine print long ago
And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle
She was a maniac, maniac and a Gargoyle
[Guitar Solo]
How could you be such a retarded moron?
Didn’t u check her profile before?
I just read MILF in the “about me” section
I didn’t get that “M” stood for “Monument”
Well, it’s usual to fall in the trap
Chat with an angel and go out with a crap
But, tell me, what d’you mean by “Gargoyle”
Was she wrinkly, was she fat?
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