This Hotel Room Jimmy Buffett

[Verse 1]
This hotel room's got a lot of stuff
A laundry bag and a shoeshine cloth
Thirty-two hangers and a touchtone phone
Well, a light that comes on when I ain't home

[Chorus 1]
I ain't home, I ain't home
You better leave a message 'cause I ain't home

[Verse 2]
They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot
A radiator for when I'm not
Two big chairs sittin' side by side
With a holy Bible and the TV Guide

[Chorus 2]
TV Guide, the TV Guide
Great God almighty, it's the TV Guide

[Verse 3]
I got a second story view from curb to curb
I got a sign that reads "do not disturb"
A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice
A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies