Everybody Shut Up (I Have An Erection) Ninja Sex Party

[Verse 1]
Oh my god, Stacey!
Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
You went out with Steve? He's so cute!
I know! He took me out to this little restaurant-

[Chorus]
Everybody, shut up! I have an erection
It only happens 87 times a day
Just stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Now let's all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's at peace, no need to call the police
Please hold your applause

[Verse 2]
In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence
I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but
Mrs. Donovan! (*Gasp*)
I will have order in this court!

[Chorus]
Everybody, shut up! I have an erection
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It's hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause