Erection Day South Park (Ft. Trey Parker)

[South Park Elementary, day. The school bell rings]

COUNSELOR MACKEY:
N'kay, kids, as your counselor, I know
it can sometimes be difficult to talk
about subjects like drugs and sex and
alcohol, m'kay? So, as you remember,
last week I told you to write down any
difficult questions you had and put
them in this box anonymously so we could
discuss in class, m'kay? I got a lot
o' responses, so let's read some aloud.
"Mr. Mackey is gay." Okay kids, that
is not funny! Unkay?! This box is supposed
to be used for serious questions! About,
about serious issues! M'kay, let's let's
stop the tomfoolery! M'kay, this looks
like a real one here. "Dear Mr. Mackey,
you are gay." All right, all right.
That's enough, kids. Let's quiet down
and try to be mature, 'kay? Uh here
we go. Okay, "Mr. Mackey, sometimes
my parents hit me, and you are gay."
Damnit, is there not one serious question
in here?! "Mr. Mackey is gay, Mr. Mackey
is gay" Okay, here. I am a boy at
South Park Elementary. Sometimes, when
I'm sitting in class, my penis becomes
hard for no reason. What should I do?
All right kids, all right kids, that's
enough! If you all can't be serious
about the question box, then we'll
just do drug identification exercises,
unkay?!