Guys and Dolls Stubby Kaye & Johnny Silver

[NICELY]
What's playing at the Roxy?
I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxy
A picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girl
That he sacrifices everything and moves all the way to Biloxi
That's what's playing at the Roxy

[BENNY]
What's in the daily news?
I'll tell you what's in the daily news
Story about a man bought his wife a small ruby
With what otherwise would have been his union dues
That's what's in the daily news

[NICELY]
What's happening all over?
I'll tell you what's happening all over
Guy sitting home by a television set
That used to be something of a rover

[BOTH]
That's what's happening all over
Love is the thing that has licked 'em
And it looks like Nathan's just another victim

[NICELY]
Yes, sir!
When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll