Dysentery World Team StarKid (Ft. Corey Dorris, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jeff Blim, Joey Richter, Lauren Lopez & Rachael Soglin)

[VOICE, spoken]
Fa-ather!

[FATHER, spoken]
Yes

[VOICE, spoken]
The watchers have chosen, one of your family will die!

[FATHER, spoken]
How? How will we die!? Trenchmouth?

[VOICE, spoken]
No! Dysentery

[FATHER, sung (Chorus)]
I've looked in the eyes of certain demons
(We're always watching you)
There's an underworld right underneath
(Boo! We're right behind you)
The world's a shitty, shitty place you see
(Shitty, shitty)
And thus we will die appropriately
(Oh, your butthole)

It's a dysentery world
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
For all you boys and girls
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)