Your iPhone Is Broken Parry Gripp

Your iPhone is broken
Your iPhone is broken
You goofed around and dropped it
Now your iPhone is broken

You went to the Apple Store
You said, "My iPhone is broken"
They asked you if you dropped it
You told them "Yes", that you dropped it
They said your warranty was voided
But they'd be happy to replace it
For just 200 dollars

Yes, your iPhone is broken
Your iPhone is broken
Your iPhone is broken
Your iPhone is broken
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